Oh, not my kids, not ever!
No one likes kids screaming for no reason. Or acting selfish and shitty just because they feel like it.
Your kids smell like a combination of sweat, shit, and piss.
No one wants to pay for a ticket at the movies and here your kid whining and screaming.
Surprise, your kids and not perfect. Most likely no one cares about seeing their pictures on social media. They get sick if it, especially if the kids are the only thing you have going on in your life.
Stop shoving them down our throat.
Kids are not an accomplishment.
Planet Earth has too many people the last thing we need is your fucking kid.