My sister and her boyfriend pretty much live off my mother. They need her to help take care of their kids and provide a place to live.
Well, my sister’s idiot boyfriend went to some Tony Robbins shit in Europe. So the money he saved by NOT taking care of himself, my sister, or their kids he used to go to London or some shit.
What a loser.
A few years ago when I was new to Hawaii I was living with my sister, her boyfriend, and her boyfriend’s mom.
One day there was a problem with my tablet so I spent something like three days in a row to fix it. I ended up fixing it and feeling very good and proud of myself.
Then my niece just took the tablet and dropped in on the ground and broke it again.
I made an angry Facebook post saying, “Kids are selfish and destroy your shit.”
This was enough to get me kicked out of their house.
Now my sister, her kids, and idiot boyfriend are living under my mother’s roof.
My mother called my niece a “snooty bitch.” This is way worse that anything I have ever said.
I’m pretty sure my sister and her boyfriend aren’t going to take offense while packing their shit and leaving. My mother basically takes care of them and their crotch goblins.
Did I mention I come from trash?
Oh, not my kids, not ever!
No one likes kids screaming for no reason. Or acting selfish and shitty just because they feel like it.
Your kids smell like a combination of sweat, shit, and piss.
No one wants to pay for a ticket at the movies and here your kid whining and screaming.
Surprise, your kids and not perfect. Most likely no one cares about seeing their pictures on social media. They get sick if it, especially if the kids are the only thing you have going on in your life.
Stop shoving them down our throat.
Kids are not an accomplishment.
Planet Earth has too many people the last thing we need is your fucking kid.