Dear Mom

You are a typical ignorant stupid vulgar American.

You embarrass the fuck out of me with your ignorance.

Why are you so stupid? How did you give birth to a son with average intelligence? I sometimes wonder if you are mildly retarded.

When I say I have average intelligence you say I brag about being a genius or something. No, it’s like I’m normal and not smart but you and many others in the family are dumber than dog shit. Having kids that you can’t take care of, entering pyramid schemes, I could go on.

You say I’m weird, but it’s more like I stick out in the family. Am I in jail? Have I been shot to death? Do I work a shit job because I have three kids I need to take care of? Am I acting passively aggressively to people who have it better than me?

No, I’m not. You should be proud. Your son is a human is a god damn family of monkeys.

Why the fuck did my ancestors decide to come to America? Were they retarded too?

Dr. Caroline Heldman is a joke

Dr. Caroline is best known as a pundit set up to make people like Sean Hannity and Neil Cavuto look good. She is on television every now and then because she does hold a Doctorate in Political Science (I think).

She is best known for being around the Cosby rape victims and in pictures supporting them. She supposedly is a proponent against sexual assault.

I guess, except when it is politically inconvenient for her. In this case, the situation involving Joe Biden and his now eight accusers.

At first, she accused me of fabricating these claims all on my own. She never apologized.

Man, this conversation will NOT age well.

Now she is splitting hairs saying that Joe Biden is a “sexual predator” and not a rapist. However, she is still willing to accuse Trump of rape. To my knowledge there are no accounts of Trump or Biden actually holding someone down and penetrating them with their penis (sorry, if we are to split hairs about this term then I have to get VERY specific). Yet, if you ask her Trump is a rapist and Biden just a sexual predator.

So which is it? Either they are both rapist for their behavior or sexual predators. Personally, that does not matter to me. They are both heinous people committing violence against vulnerable women.

I used to think she was a champion against this type of behavior, but now I view her as someone who just believes and support things when it is convenient. Oh, Bill Cosby or Harvey Weinstein? They are scum. Biden? No, we have to be VERY careful to diminish his behavior and put him in the category of sexual predator than rapist. Let’s get them terms right now!

She is a joke. She will vote shame you for not voting for Biden, even if you do show up to vote for a third party. All her support of the Cosby victims and #MeToo victims, most likely just bullshit to make her look like a good person. She’s really not when you look deeper.

I also had a female friend who was being stalked. Since I considered her someone who would know what to do in these situations I asked her about it. She never replied. Probably too busy on television trying to pretend she stands up for women’s safety.

My Family, the Proletariat

I have recently gotten into a spat with my mother. She wants me to work a job that I would really have huge apprehensions about working.

See, when you do the math correctly, the position comes down to less than minimum wage. This is work that not any random person can do. It involves numbers, Excel, computer competency, and in theory you need to be available 24/7 for any requests.

There must be a huge line for that position, right?

Well, not really. For some reason, they have a hard time filling the position.

However, my mom is upset that I’m not taking this wonderful opportunity.

Why?

I think it has to do with my family coming from a piss poor upbringing. One where opportunities are few and far between. A lot of my family had kids without establishing a career or education. The thought that I would even negotiate wage is repulsive to my mother.

They have a mindset that things are scarce. They might even think they are low worth.

I’m embarrassed.

State of the Family May 2019

My sister and her boyfriend pretty much live off my mother. They need her to help take care of their kids and provide a place to live.

Well, my sister’s idiot boyfriend went to some Tony Robbins shit in Europe. So the money he saved by NOT taking care of himself, my sister, or their kids he used to go to London or some shit.

What a loser.

Money Solves All Double-Standards

A few years ago when I was new to Hawaii I was living with my sister, her boyfriend, and her boyfriend’s mom.

One day there was a problem with my tablet so I spent something like three days in a row to fix it. I ended up fixing it and feeling very good and proud of myself.

Then my niece just took the tablet and dropped in on the ground and broke it again.

I made an angry Facebook post saying, “Kids are selfish and destroy your shit.”

This was enough to get me kicked out of their house.

Now my sister, her kids, and idiot boyfriend are living under my mother’s roof.

My mother called my niece a “snooty bitch.” This is way worse that anything I have ever said.

I’m pretty sure my sister and her boyfriend aren’t going to take offense while packing their shit and leaving. My mother basically takes care of them and their crotch goblins.

Did I mention I come from trash?

You know what? Your kids fucking suck!

Oh, not my kids, not ever!

YES YOU!

No one likes kids screaming for no reason.  Or acting selfish and shitty just because they feel like it.

Your kids smell like a combination of sweat, shit, and piss.

No one wants to pay for a ticket at the movies and here your kid whining and screaming.

Surprise, your kids and not perfect.  Most likely no one cares about seeing their pictures on social media.  They get sick if it, especially if the kids are the only thing you have going on in your life.

Stop shoving them down our throat.

Kids are not an accomplishment.

Planet Earth has too many people the last thing we need is your fucking kid.