My Family, the Proletariat

I have recently gotten into a spat with my mother. She wants me to work a job that I would really have huge apprehensions about working.

See, when you do the math correctly, the position comes down to less than minimum wage. This is work that not any random person can do. It involves numbers, Excel, computer competency, and in theory you need to be available 24/7 for any requests.

There must be a huge line for that position, right?

Well, not really. For some reason, they have a hard time filling the position.

However, my mom is upset that I’m not taking this wonderful opportunity.

Why?

I think it has to do with my family coming from a piss poor upbringing. One where opportunities are few and far between. A lot of my family had kids without establishing a career or education. The thought that I would even negotiate wage is repulsive to my mother.

They have a mindset that things are scarce. They might even think they are low worth.

I’m embarrassed.

State of the Family May 2019

My sister and her boyfriend pretty much live off my mother. They need her to help take care of their kids and provide a place to live.

Well, my sister’s idiot boyfriend went to some Tony Robbins shit in Europe. So the money he saved by NOT taking care of himself, my sister, or their kids he used to go to London or some shit.

What a loser.

Money Solves All Double-Standards

A few years ago when I was new to Hawaii I was living with my sister, her boyfriend, and her boyfriend’s mom.

One day there was a problem with my tablet so I spent something like three days in a row to fix it. I ended up fixing it and feeling very good and proud of myself.

Then my niece just took the tablet and dropped in on the ground and broke it again.

I made an angry Facebook post saying, “Kids are selfish and destroy your shit.”

This was enough to get me kicked out of their house.

Now my sister, her kids, and idiot boyfriend are living under my mother’s roof.

My mother called my niece a “snooty bitch.” This is way worse that anything I have ever said.

I’m pretty sure my sister and her boyfriend aren’t going to take offense while packing their shit and leaving. My mother basically takes care of them and their crotch goblins.

Did I mention I come from trash?

You know what? Your kids fucking suck!

Oh, not my kids, not ever!

YES YOU!

No one likes kids screaming for no reason.  Or acting selfish and shitty just because they feel like it.

Your kids smell like a combination of sweat, shit, and piss.

No one wants to pay for a ticket at the movies and here your kid whining and screaming.

Surprise, your kids and not perfect.  Most likely no one cares about seeing their pictures on social media.  They get sick if it, especially if the kids are the only thing you have going on in your life.

Stop shoving them down our throat.

Kids are not an accomplishment.

Planet Earth has too many people the last thing we need is your fucking kid.